Goodr OG – Wipe Away Your Sins
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For Regular Heads
Best for Sprucing Up Your Crib
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.™️
LIMITED EDITION: CHORES
“Are you serious?! A line of sunglasses inspired by chores?!” Yes. Yes, we are. The act of cleaning is calming. Stress-relieving. And criticism-reducing, when your parents visit. These sunnies won’t slip or bounce while you scrub soap scrum, or hire someone else to do it. (Also, it’s National Cleaning Week, so you have NO EXCUSE to procrastinate.) At goodr, we’re all about living so-fresh so-clean, though nothing can clean our dirty minds.
IT’S THE TEN CLEAN COMMANDMENTS!
Clean your dishes so you don’t get roaches.
Recycle or you’re trash, atrocious.
Scrub your nasty disgusting bathroom.
Clean your carpet, or you suck like a vacuum.
Sort clothes into ‘Clean, Donate, Sell.’
Declutter your home, hoarders go to hell.
Hit the kitchen, get rid of all splatter.
Wash your sheets, they might have fecal matter.
Put on a pair of Wipe Away Your sins.