Goodr OG – Streak Free Sunnies

Non-Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Sprucing Up Your Crib

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.™️

LIMITED EDITION: CHORES
Ever want to get a group together to clean people’s windows so you create an online post called “Wanna Go Streaking???” thinking it will attract neat freaks but instead it attracts nude freaks and when you explain the miscommunication they look devastated like their drooping junk was a beautiful gift to share with the world and you wish you had something to give them to lift their bare-ass naked spirits? Introducing Streak Free Sunnies.

MMMM.. CLEAN
Your bathroom is a mess.
Your kitchen is a mess.
Your bedroom is a mess.
Your living room is a mess.
Your car is a mess.
Your lover is a hot mess…
…nice. HIGH FIVE!!!!!
Let’s make a clean start.