Goodr OG – Ham Cured Cramps

Reflective Mirrored Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Post Meal Runs

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.

REWIND SERIES: REINTRODUCING HAM CURED CRAMPS
We’re releasing an oldie but a goodr. A remix, reboot, revival, re-whatever, of a classic pair. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing the neighbourhood Easter Egg Hunt or running some Pre-Easter dinner treadmill miles. You asked for seconds, get your fill while you can!!!

BONUS: THEY’RE GUARANTEED TRICHINOSIS-FREE!!!
This spring, Carl the Flamingo suggested that we should start selling goodr Farms Medicinal Hams on our website. He was enraged when the FDA said we had to put a label on them that said, “This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.” Carl said that was “TOTAL bullsh*t!!! EVERYONE knows that HAM CURES CRAMPS!!!” (Carl also insists that it increases his libido. We’re not convinced the ham is responsible.) Luckily, we were able to get him to compromise by offering these Ham Cured Cramps sunnies instead.*

*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA.