Goodr OG – Beasts in the Colosseum

$49.00

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs

LIMITED EDITION: BEAST SERIES
So what if you never got to prove yourself in the Colosseum in Ancient Rome. It’s time to stop obsessing about the past. Like, you weren’t even alive then… Right?! (If you were alive then, please DM us. Carl the Flamingo will pay handsomely for the secret to eternal life. He also kindly asks that you not eat his tongue. Sorry. He can’t be too careful when dealing with Ancient Romans’ affinity for flamingo tongues.)

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.

TOURIST VIBES
“Here I am, at The Colosseum, In Rome, Italy!”
“What the f*ck?! I thought there was an athletic competition.”
“I DON’T SEE ANY ELITE ATHLETES COMPETING IN TESTS OF FITNESS!!! ALL I SEE ARE TOURISTS TAKING PHOTOS OF A CRUMBLING EYESORE!!!”
“Seriously, this place is a dump. What a waste of time!!! I was so excited!!! I came all the way here, hoping to see…”

Beasts in the Colosseum.

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