Goodr OG – Always Be Closing

MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colours.
MEDIUM NOGGIN
Just-right midsize sunnies.

No Slip, No Bounce, All Polarised, All Originals!

ALWAYS BE CLOSING
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