Goodr Mach Gs Aviator – Poseidon’s New Wave Movement

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LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
Poseidon is widely considered the father of the new wave music — dude knows a thing or two about making waves…especially new wave. (See what we did there? Poseidon is the god of the sea and he makes waves and then new wave is a popular genre of music so we blended the two together for a humorous outcome. Everyone knows, the best jokes are the ones you have to explain.)

INTRODUCING POSEIDON’S NEW WAVE MOVEMENT
We went down a wormhole of #newwavemusic on TikTok and, if we’re to believe the algorithm, anything from a naked hippie pounding a drum to glam rock fits this genre.

And one god started it all…

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