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Goodr Mach Gs Aviator – It’s Octopuses, Not Octopi

$59.00

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular or Wider Heads
Best Suited for Reaching New Heights

LISTEN UP!!!!
If you’re coming with us to the octopus party, you need to know a few things. One, don’t make any jokes about sushi. It’s cringe. Two, don’t ask if you can touch their tentacles. We know you’re curious because you don’t have tentacles, but still. Not cool. Three, it’s octopuses, not octopi. If you say “octopi,” it’s not offensive, per se. But they’ll look at you like a clown. These purple sunnies won’t slip or bounce while you dance with octopuses and have the best flocking night of your life.

LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.

No slip, no bounce, all polarised, all speed, free mile high club membership!

AN OP-ED PIECE
8 REASONS
WE’RE F***ING AWESOME
by Ophelia the Octopus

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