Goodr Mach Gs Aviator – Flamites, God of Flamingos
$59.00
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Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads or Wider Heads
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
Who is the god of flamingos, shrimp, and Piña Coladas? It’s Flamites, God of Flamingos. Duh!!! He’s the only deity we worship here at goodr. (Just don’t tell Carl the Flamingo that. He considers himself a god.) Flamites makes it rain shrimp around our office on the reg, it kinda reeks but we don’t say anything because we don’t want him to turn us into crustaceans and then eat us. He was the inspo for these gorgeous, colourful stone-inspired sunnies.
INTRODUCING FLAMITE, GOD OF FLAMINGOS
You probably never learned about this deity when you learned about Greek mythology…
He’s the god of flamingos, shrimp, hyper-sexuality, kleptomania, Piña Coladas, & the REAL god of orgies…
Do you know who he is?!
If you guessed that it’s Carl the Flamingo…
YOU’RE WRONG!!!
Although Carl does consider himself a god among men, we’re actually talking about…
Flamites, God of Flamingos
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR. NO SLIP, NO BOUNCE, ALL POLARISED, ALL SPEED!
Eb –
Love these glasses and they are so lightweight
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