Goodr Mach Gs Aviator – Cheesy Flight Attendant
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Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular or Wider Heads
Best Suited for Reaching New Heights
IT’S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD
Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They’re aviator frames. But that doesn’t qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst! Everybody on staff knows you like to get high. In the air. By booking a plane ticket!!! These sunnies won’t slip or bounce while we crash into a mountain. Kidding, kidding! Laugh a little, will ya?!?! Life is short. Really short, considering how drunk the pilot is right now. J/K! J/K! Geez!!!!
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
No slip, no bounce, all polarised, all speed, free mile high club membership!
She oozes style and grace…
Nope, wait, that’s cheese.
She oozes cheese.