Goodr Circle G – Hermes’ Junk Mail

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For Regular Heads
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
You know how you get all that junk mail advertising cheap microwaves and 12-packs of taquitos for $0.69 and you just toss it in the trash without a second thought? Where do you think it all goes? The landfill? Nah, Hermes thrives off that sh*t. Swooping in and living it up on all your discarded doorbuster deals.

INTRODUCING HERMES JUNK MAIL
Don’t blame the messenger, they say.

But what if that messenger fills your mailbox with supermarket coupons, pre-approved credit cards and catalogs for office supplies that you never requested?????

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.