• (0)

Goodr BFG – Whoop Ass Can Opener

$59.00

or 4 fortnightly payments of $14.75 with Afterpay More info

In stock

LIMITED EDITION: BEAST BARBELL
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

SEND IT!
The sunglasses are a can opener. You’re a can. The whoop-ass is the soda. When you move around, you create tiny CO2 bubbles in the whoop-ass, like shaking a can creates tiny CO2 bubbles in the soda. Putting on these sunnies is like opening that can. PSSSHHH! BOOM! The whoop-ass spirit EXPLODES, so you can CRUSH IT!!! This metaphor is 100% perfect and will win many awards. You’re welcome.

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE. No slip, no bounce, all polarised!

Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Tall & Wide Heads
Best for OCRs, PBRs

Share:

Share your thoughts!

Let us know what you think...

What others are saying

There are no contributions yet.

×

Login

Register

Your personal data will be used to support your experience throughout this website, to manage access to your account, and for other purposes described in our privacy policy.

Continue as a Guest

Don't have an account? Sign Up