Goodr BFG – Whoop Ass Can Opener


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With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

The sunglasses are a can opener. You’re a can. The whoop-ass is the soda. When you move around, you create tiny CO2 bubbles in the whoop-ass, like shaking a can creates tiny CO2 bubbles in the soda. Putting on these sunnies is like opening that can. PSSSHHH! BOOM! The whoop-ass spirit EXPLODES, so you can CRUSH IT!!! This metaphor is 100% perfect and will win many awards. You’re welcome.

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE. No slip, no bounce, all polarised!

Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Tall & Wide Heads
Best for OCRs, PBRs


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