Goodr PHG – Fossil Finding Focals

Non-Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Runs Around the Dig Site

FRIENDS!!!
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NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.™️

CAN YOU DIG IT??
Always wanted to be a paleontologist, but couldn’t afford that fancy PhD?
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