Goodr Circle G – Thanks, They’re Vintage

Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs

WELCOME TO CARL’S INNER CIRCLE
What’s the difference between vintage, antique & retro?
Vintage: “characterized by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic,” with true vintage at 50 years old.
Antique: “an object having special value because of its age,” at least 100 years old.
Retro: “Involving, relating to, or reminiscent of an earlier time; retrospective,” imitating a style at least 10-15 years old.
That means these sunglasses are retro but we named them Thanks, They’re Vintage so you have to lie to everyone and say they’re 50 years old. Good luck.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.™️

STOP THE PRESS!!!
We got 3 batsh*t crazy emails about
“Thanks, They’re Vintage” sunglasses.