Goodr OG – Merlin’s Squirrel Fetish

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YOU KNOW HOW REALITY TV SHOWS ALWAYS CAST THAT ONE WEIRD ROOMATE TO START DRAMA?

In this case, the weird roommate is Merlin. Yes, Merlin is a legendary wizard, but he’s also got a squirrel fetish. Watch The Surreal World and you’ll see the old creeper throwing heart-eyes at every squirrel that scurries by. He tries to hide his lust behind these semi-clear framed shades with blue reflective lenses, but we know what’s going on. We’re not saying he needs help, because, honestly, that would be bad for ratings, but… (Yo, Merl — maybe talk to someone.)