Goodr OG – Zebra Jasper’s Life Coach

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We constantly get emails from life coaches….
….begging us to help them with their clients because they keep leaving home without their crystals. We said no, that sounds like a personal problem. But the more they wrote, the more we realised this is a great money-making, we mean a friendly-helping, opportunity. Introducing Zebra Jasper’s Life Coach. Stay centred by buying these sunglasses. Like the prophets foretold.

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